The Scenario
You've just conquered one of P'tit Grec's legendary MASSIVE crepes in Paris.
We're talking about a crepe so enormous it could double as a small tablecloth,
stuffed with enough delicious fillings to feed a small Parisian arrondissement.
Your stomach is currently experiencing what can only be described as "crepe coma."
The Question: Can you now go eat Indian food?
The Question: Can you now go eat Indian food?
Probability of Success:
5% (and that's being generous)
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Crepe Physics
P'tit Grec crepes operate on their own gravitational field.
One crepe = approximately 3.7 regular meals. Your stomach is currently
negotiating a peace treaty with French cuisine.
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The Food Baby Situation
You're not just full—you're carrying what locals call "le bébé crêpe."
This condition typically lasts 4-6 hours minimum and makes walking
a carefully choreographed activity.
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Mental State
Your brain is currently in "crepe meditation mode," contemplating
life choices and wondering how something so delicious could be
so structurally ambitious.
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Stomach Real Estate
Your stomach has officially put up a "No Vacancy" sign.
Even the thought of curry makes your digestive system
send diplomatic protest notes.
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Time Dilation
P'tit Grec crepes exist in their own time zone. What feels like
30 minutes of digestion is actually 3 hours in crepe-time.
You're living in slow motion.
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Mobility Issues
Walking to an Indian restaurant requires coordination your
crepe-laden body simply cannot provide. You're in "strategic rest" mode.
VERDICT: NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Accept your fate. Embrace the crepe coma. Find a nice Parisian bench and contemplate your delicious life choices. The Indian food will still be there tomorrow when you've returned to normal human capacity.